The Cast:
| Keith David | As himself |
| Danielle Nicolet | Shaundi |
| Jennifer Jules Hart | Shaundi #2 |
| Natalie Lander | Kinzie Kensington |
| Terry Crews | Benjamin King |
| JB Blanc | Zinyak/Phillipe Loren |
| Michael Dorn | Maero |
| Neil Patrick Harris | DJ Veteran Child |
| Yuri Lowenthal | Matt Miller |
| Arif Kinchen | Pierce Washington |
| Tim Thomerson | Cyrus Temple |
| Mike Carlucci | Zach |
| Rob Van Dam | Bobby |
| Rebecca Riedy | Asha Odekar |
| Andrew Bowen | Josh Birk/NyteBlayde |
| Michael Yurchak | CID |
| TC Carson | Big Tony |
| Ursula Taherian | Tanya |
| Ogie Banks | Warren Williams |
The President:
| Nolan North | The Player |
| Troy Baker | The Player |
| Laura Bailey | The Player |
| Robin Atkin Downes | The Player |
| Diane Michelle | The Player |
| Kenn Michael | The Player |
| Sumalee Montano | The Player |